Thursday, December 3, 2009

Life: Fail

Last night while watching a movie:

Geoff: Don't you want to eat any ice cream?

Me: Yes, of course I do, but I'm trying REALLY HARD not to gain weight like I did with Phoebe

(for those of you keeping score, I gained ABOUT 50 lbs with Phoebe ... for those of you who are keeping an honest score, when I say "about", I mean "10 plus")

Geoff: Whatever

(5 minutes later)

Me: Hmm, I really want popcorn

(3 minutes later)

Me: Geoff, you want any? I put extra melted butter on top.

F A I L

... but, really, it was delicious and we buy the no butter stuff, so it wasn't THAT bad

This morning, while watching the weather report.

Me: Wow! I can't believe the high is 62 today. It's been a really mild winter so far.

Geoff: Yeah, no kidding.

(4 hours later, while checking the mail)

Me (to self, while wearing jeans, long-sleeved shirt, and hoodie): Holy freaking crap it's FREEZING COLD OUTSIDE NO WAY IN THE WORLD IT'S 62 DEGREES, I'M PUTTING ON A FLEECE JACKET.

F A I L

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