Monday, March 1, 2010

Doods. Seriously.

Last night at work I sneezed and peed my pants.


Peed. My. Pants.

I mean, not a LOT, but enough that I briefly considered walking out the door, never coming back and deleting my Facebook profile so nobody could ever find me again.

But ... peeing pants is what happens when you:

1. Have a baby
2. Get pregnant again 15 months later
3. Have allergies

So now, I guess I'm going to have to start wearing a pantyliner or something (sorry Kyle) to help for these moments when peeing my pants is inevitable. Particularly as this baby grows from 1.5 lbs or so to 8 lbs or so.

Other than that ... everything over here is going okay.

15 more weeks (or so).

Still can't believe we're going to have another roommate (AND CAR SEAT IN THE CAR) in 3 months.

Still can't believe I'm going to be peeing my pants for the next 15 PLUS weeks. Because, let's face it, it's basically downhill from here.

And, yes, Internet, I'm doing Kegels (Kyle, you might just not want to read this blog anymore). But I kind of feel like doing them is like cramming for an exam the night before. Sure, I might get SOME benefit from it, but ... really ... not much is gonna help at this point.

I think I miss bladder control almost as much as I miss margaritas and wine.


Anonymous said...


There is hope. My 3rd pregnancy I peed accidentally...a lot. Now I'm 26 weeks w. #4 and I've only had 2 almost accidents. Of course, I have TIME, but this time is much better than last time. No idea why, but I'll take it.

Um, enjoy? :)


*amanda.grace said...

When I was pregnant with Kyla I threw up and pee'd my pants at the same time. =) 2x

Kyle Johnson said...

I love my imagination....